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Medical marijuana question

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Question for folks...

I don't smoke pot. But I'm around it five days a week, a few times a day. I'm an in-home caregiver for a man who uses medical marijuana. My job involves administering his medication to him, so I administer his medical marijuana as well. This involves filling/lighting the pipe, and holding it while he takes a hit. I wear gloves while doing this, but the smoke most often does waft my way.

I *have* occasionally gotten a slight buzz after helping my consumer with his pipe, and I have frequently come home smelling like a pot farm, according to my significant other. How much pot actually has to get into your system to test positive?

My livelihood absolutely depends upon me not having a positive drug test; I'm hoping to get work with a hospital or ambulance service. If what I'm doing is going to make me test positive, I need to find another job.

How long do I have to have had zero exposure before I'll get an acceptable result? If they're going to use a hair test, how long do I have to have been "drug-free" before I can get a job?

I'd love to hear I can stay at my present job if I can. It's as tough to find a good consumer as it is for a consumer to find a good caregiver. Some consumers can be real jerks.
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Heey im new here!! I sooo wanna get stoned but im at uni and this week we're having room inspections and as of yet mine hasnt been inspected so i darent have a spliff = ( but hopefully this weekend can have yay x
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(no subject) here, this isnt my usual LJ, Im more often on _upsidedown but anyways..I'm staying on Cape Cod for a search of some good bud :) Whats anyone know about availability up or around here..any ideas? much appreciated!

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks
> past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?"
> The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
> So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a
> few puffs together. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'
> and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down
> the tree, walks thru the jungle to the river and leans over the river
> to get his drink. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the river.
> A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to
> the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The
> lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint
> with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink.
> The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the
> jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting & finishing his
> joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!"
> The Monkey looks down and says,
> "Fuuccccccccccccck, Dude, How much water did you drink" ?????